Showing posts with label News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label News. Show all posts

Jul 23, 2009

千万不要乱握,随时会送上你的性命

在你周围看不到的细菌不代表不存在。
不管去过那里或动过什么东西回到家第一间事是洗手。
坐过 Rapid bus 的读者都相当了解 Rapid bus 的椅子 structure。



直系看着张照片,这是在其中一边拍到的一双人脚。

不算是“一双”脚拉,因为只有左边的脚。

他的右脚去了哪里?
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他的右脚竟然放在棍上展示

没位置坐时,就是靠那只棍来平衡身体

他竟然,敢敢的放那只臭脚上去。

没看到这情形握那只棍还算好,看到了下次没位置坐时都不懂该握那里。



那位先生不但没醒反而还换另外一只脚。

现在是左脚放在棍上。

我看下次没位坐时,要不就是坐在巴士的地上要不就靠 superior power 来平衡身体。

Jul 14, 2009

Your right to attack

Rustling
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Creepy
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Crawly
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Nasty
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Gross
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Those thing are hard to catch, being so nimble and stuffy.
They have disgusting with hairy legs, small head with a large body. Black and moving around maliciously and you will never know when they're going to fly.

Keys to fight them:

1st Weapons

slipper, newspaper, hydramethylnon gel or your hand.

2nd Speed

You have to attack promptly and rapidly. Without this, you don't stand a chance. A moment's hesitation could cost you your life. Be careful, don't underestimate the enemy.

3rd Observe

You don't know when're they going to fly. That's why you have to observe them. If you do that, you can evade their attacks or not they will lay on your head.

Last ATTACK!
Attack them after you know where is their location and they normal movement with full speed. One Shoot, the victory definitely will be your.

Jun 12, 2009

“美”是一种罪?

凡是是美女,男人都爱欣赏。从她的发型看到她的腰,接着从她的腰看到她的脚。每一个部分都不会错过。通过了男人的眼光他们就会说“这女子不错嘛”,如果通不过他们的眼就会说“这地带没有美女”

最多也是说说而已,听得爽就收下,听得不开心请别记仇,何必动手打人呢?
人长得美不论到我们掌控的,长得不美又不是我们要的。
请问你以什麽身份,什麽地位,什麽权利来打人?

如果跟你说是一个女打男还可以理解,可能性是男再说女的是非而中遭。
时代转变了,既然是个男打女。(原因非常的无聊)
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男在妒忌女长得美
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想想可能那位男士为自己的女友打抱不平而打漂亮过他的女友,那就错了哪会有男性舍得打美女。其实他是为自己而打抱不平,他非常的想不通为什麽那位女士会美过他而一时气爆了脑与失去了理智,打得那位女士狗血领头。

这位男士也上过好几次报纸也称为危险人物经常在 Jalan Raja Chulan 出现,请女士们经过那地带要特别的留意周围。

根基报章的说明那位男士有精神问题,整过胸。基本上那位男士以把自己当成了一个女人了。

May 21, 2009

Malaysian Fear Factor

To continue live on this earth every creature need to eat and do "Business", it just like a circle. Human take care of cow daily health just to create a healthy fertilizer.
Can you imagine putting cow fertilizer into your mouth, swallow through your throat went down to your stomach.




Do you dare to join this fear factor?
Admire

May 17, 2009

Fire

Memorable life, secondary school life time is naive. No stress, no financial problem, no transport problem, no house problem. Everything is prepared, but nowadays student don't treasure. That maybe don't have problem to worried of, so create something to worried.

Since few week ago my secondary school main office burn out by some student. The whole office completely destroy, it believe that the fire being put on the weekend night. The researcher of section 19 currently don't have any evident to proof.

For my experience that maybe normal, since the day I enter the school many interesting story happen everyday. example: Put firecracker to each class, Ice fight, lock teacher in the toilet ...
But most of the incident is all about fighting only. NEH actually nothing special, the fight all about to proof how MAN" they are. nut shit! I hope my certificates din burn out because of this incident.